The Randomest Blog of Reviews and Webcomics: September 2008

Ok so first i'm going to the arcade and to my surprise a Nude game was there call (Miss World 96' Nude) , so i put a coin in title screen plays, pick options, pick region all that stuff so i go to the game and omfg...OMFG 1+'5 @ FuCKiN9 Q1X rIP0Ff it's all there to uncover an amount of a picture using your loveable cursor avoiding...819 G14N+ 5PIDer$!?!??!?! Yes fucking spiders oh can't forget mr.squid because we love mr.squid don't we, now the sound well Region and Girl select sound like your in an elevator, playing the actual game the music sounds typical adventure music, when you get to the TURNING round (which i'll explain in one moment) is just techno music saying "MOVE THE BODY Your body my body your body my body MOVE THE BODY" it's more of just a 5 second track looping over and over. Now onto the sounds when the spider or mr.squid use their special attacks it sounds like space invaders when you shoot, various sounds like when a woman speaks it says... (when your actually doing GOOD) you'll either get a Moan or a Keep it up, (when the continue countdown arrives) it'll just sound like a Gong being hit various times, (when the continue countdown goes to 0) well the girl just says Oh come on, (when you put a quarter in) a woman will just say Let's Play, (when starting the level) The girl will say Hi or Hello (when you fail) An explosion occurs, (when doing a selection in the women) They'll moan and say Come on when you select them. Now than onto those dreaded TURNING! rounds if your erection meter or "the bar in the top right" goes down than it'll go to a horrific image of two blue corpses with bloody nails and i'm like W+F WH3rE'5 my phUCKInG nUDITY MOTH3r pHuCker pHUCK YOoOoO0OoOoOoOoOo0O0ooo0O00OoO0Oo0O00oO00OOO00O0OU, now if your lucky you'll get a image a Freddy Kruegers face. Now onto the girls...Their not fucking hawt so their just plain fuckers MAKING A GAME WITH THE TITLE OF "Miss world 96' fucking nude" Custer's Revenge on the Atari 2600 is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than this shit, now overall i give this game a 3 out of 10.

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