Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Game Reviews: Breakout


Breakout on the Playstation made by Atari "Atari" "ATARI"? Now Atari's made classics and only classi-, scratch that we can't forget the oh so wonderful Atari Jaguar, can we? Anyway all Breakout on the Playstation is, is just Breakout BUT with a plotline. The plot is you at a party with your friend paddles, American Paddle, Magnet Paddle, French Fry Paddle, Camo Paddle, and Blue Paddle, along with your girlfriend, Daisy Paddle. While your friend paddles are playing a game of volleyball their ball goes into the ocean around them, Bouncer paddle (The main character) then goes swims to go get the ball, coming back to see that his friends/girlfriend have been kidnapped by the evil Batnix paddle. Bouncer is soon jailed, BUT escapes to go to Egypt, A Farm, A Castle, Factory, and then Batnix's base. Now if you have the patience to get to Batnix's base WITHOUT throwing your controller, or yelling non-sense at the screen at the Castle stage/Factory stage, by the bad controls and repetetive gameplay, you should be okay. Now once you defeat Batnix at a game of...OH MY GOD IT'S FUCKING BREAKOUT ON ATARI 2600, you'll easily just defeat him and unlock both Challenge mode and "Wonderful" artwork.

Gameplay

Repetitive gameplay is repetetive 4/10

Graphics

They're actually quite good, even PS2 styled graphics =3 10/10

Replay Value

There is NONE, you'll be happy to even beat this peice of shit game. You'll break the thing in enjoyment as you will NEVER need to play it again. 0/10

Now for this game you could probably beat it in 2 hours or so. I give this game a

OVERALL RATING
4/10